Berlin, Germany – Alligator went beyond the cosmic rules of alligators and took a stroll at the late night streets of a small German town.
What’s with this racist people (I’m not sure if racist is the term) more like…creature-ist people? Don’t alligators have the right to take a walk and get some fresh air, gaze upon the stars or, go a night out with friends on the red light district? It’s a free world. We should let them. Aligators are not dangerous. They don’t eat you alive…well, theydo, but that’s not the point!
Anyways in Berlin, Germany an aligator went beyond the cosmic rules of alligators and took a stroll at the late night streets of a small German town.
Gross-Rohrheim enforcement got the call 2 a.m Thursday after a bystander poked the alligator eye with a stick and it eat him whole. Honestly, that part part is made up. So this bystander calls the police and says an alligator is on the prowl for hookers. The hookers part wasn’t made up.
Police spokesman Ferdinand Derigs said, “First they broke out laughing.” What incompetent enforcers! What has the world came to? When you get an alligator phone call, you don’t laugh, you go there and save the day and then you laugh, okay! Gaining back his credence, Ferdinand said here in this state of Hesse, “we’re ready for anything that comes running our way.”
In a splitsecond, two officers were dispatched half expected to end up in the tummy of our little Godzilla. But on extreme cosmic luck, they captured the 30 foot, excuse me, 3.3-foot long alligator with a dog rod, the one that dog pound uses.
Police said, “the alligator was taken into custody.” Did they mean jail? Gosh, that’s one hell of a prison riot. I wonder who’s going to solitary. No seriously, the alligator had escaped from a stage play (circus to be precise) being held at a nearby school. Police turned the alligator back soon after.
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