Being evil does not always require a doctorate's degree in evilness, sometimes all you need is a pinch of voodoo dust mixed with cobwebs, a nasty pot, smelly shoe, and a wrench, which isn't rusted. Rusted is no good.
* You don't want to be non-evil.
* Because deep within, you know you want it.
* It's not without perks. You'll see.
* It's fun, for one.
* No fees included.
* You are curious about hell.
* You are not curious about heaven.
* Evil people always gets what they want.
* Exclusive gourmet to dreams of children.
* Free embalming fluid.
* Extreme excuse for drooling on Busty Asian Beauties.
* Party every night.
* without hangovers.
* Girls will crave for your undead attention.
* Yes, girls are insanely evil that way.
* Porsche 918 Spyder running on 500 hp V8
* with a really loud stereo.
The recipe of being evil is in your nature, and you know it. You are probably in the stage of denial right now, but you feel it creeping inside you, and soon it's going to eat its way out.
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Because we can not all be the fucking same~
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