It's a bird. It's a plane. Wait is that a donkey?

MOSCOW – Russian authorities are starting up an animal cruelty probe and making it into a beach stunt every weekends in southern Russia.

The main attraction in the said event, none other than a donkey!

Yep, although I don't know what's with Russian and donkeys all of a sudden, but yes, they even released a video footage of a trembling mule attached to a harness, parasailing. Russia Today, a news channel, reported sunbathers watching in awe and distress as this cruel donkey stunt unfolded.

The poor donkey surivived but was undoubtedly in-shock–greatly in shock. Imagine gliding for half an hour, and you are a donkey, wouldn't that be shocking? That goes against donkey rights, if one even existed.

While these people are crazy and they should rot in hell, you gotta give them the props. They do know how to pull a stunt and make real news.