Assaults are not limited to humans, female llamas get traumatized too.
GIFHORN, BERLIN – A quote and quote “lovesick” llama assaulted a female llama–who tried so desperately to run for her life. God, she was more freaked out than your mom.
If deer in the headlights is a popular phrase, get this: lovesick llama chase, or this one, llama in the highway.
According to ever-so-dutiful policemen, the female llama was chased by her prospective mate after she refused to have consensual sex. The male llama came over too aggressive and lady llama freaked out. Scared like hell, she ran accross a busy German motorway.
Police spokesman Thomas Reuter said she was in state of panick, trying to save her skin from the lovesick llama.
I mean, who wouldn’t? Even suicidal people will flinch when chased by a horny llama.
Until now, the female llama hasn’t been over the whole incident, and she is deeply traumatized. She’s currently being taken care of in a rehabilitation center for sexually abused llamas, but I don’t think much of that will help.
Being chased by a madman is one thing, but a lovesick not to mention horny llama? How does anyone move on after that!?
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