Me and the modern world!

After thousands of years of carving inscriptions on stones--and ruining my fingernails--finally I've discovered the modern blogging world.

You know you should really worship me for that. That's not negotiable so just fricking do it. Anyways I haven't learned to use the kitchen stove yet. The last time I burned my hand, so I refrain from eating anything cooked right now.

Fortunately there are canned goods, I'll just have to figure out how to open 'em. Wish me luck!

Enjoy. Be miserable!